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| Sick Prison Tat Essey |
NAPLES, Fla.-- An East Naples woman bit off the tip of another woman's ring finger during a fight over an alleged affair. Collier County Sheriff's deputies say 43-year-old Clodia Coicour was charged with aggravated battery after the Monday night incident outside the Walmart where both women work. The victim told deputies she was walking to her car after her shift ended when Coicour doused her with pepper spray. That's when the two women started fighting. Coicour told deputies she heard a rumor that the other woman was having an affair with her husband, who also works at Walmart. No phone number was listed for Coicour. The names of her husband and the victim were not released.
To me, the victim has no case at all here. And it's not because I'm siding with the married woman who's man was getting a little on the side from his wife's slutty co-worker. No, it's because the minute you sign an employment contract with Walmart you're basically signing a sheet of paper acknowledging the fact that you're going to be working 8 hour shifts surrounded by deranged trailer trash. Whether they're customers or co-workers, at any given moment some woman can attack you like a wild banshee, wielding pepper spray and razor sharp teeth for any perceived slight.
Doesn't matter that no one has confirmed the rumor that you've been skanking it up with Billy-Bob. It may be patently false, that's not the issue here. Rabid attacks come with the territory and you knew that the moment you started working there. It's all in the paper work I'm sure.
