Somewhere, Carl Spackler is smiling down on these guys |
Denver Post - Residents in a north Boulder neighborhood found themselves awoken Tuesday morning by what has become a familiar and terrifying sound -- prairie dog burrows being blown up by a device known as the "Rodenator."...An employee at a ranch near the Orchard Creek neighborhood -- who declined to give her name -- said her employer uses the Rodenator every season to control the prairie dogs on her expansive property along Jay Road. She said it's a humane way to destroy burrows and isn't meant to kill the animals.
Cry me a river residents of Boulder. You have get to see dudes out in the fields just blowing rodents to all bejeezus every day and you want to complain about it? Ever stop to think about how fortunate you are? Not everyone gets to see this. If I even thought about pumping gas underground with the intention of blowing it up the State of Massachusetts would throw a shit fit and lock me up. Hell I used to have to drive to New Hampshire as a kid to use our potato gun because even harmless homemade weapons are frowned upon, never mind backyard IED's.
Quit your bitching and enjoy your god given American freedom. I mean, do you want these guys to handle these pesky rodents? Or would you prefer your city be overrun by hostile vermin? These guys are heroes if you ask me. Walking into the battle zone each and every day, pumping the Earth full of volatile gas and blowing shit up, all the while standing directly on Ground Zero wearing nothing but protective goggles, some work boots and a dirty t-shirt. Shit some of these guys aren't even wearing pants. Just blowing shit up in shorts, deal with the repercussions later and living the dream.