Thursday, March 31, 2011

Apparently Girls Are Getting Wasted Drunk on Alcohol Soaked Tampons?


The Local - Police in the Baden-Württemburg city of Tuttlingen responded Tuesday to growing online chatter among teenagers that they could become intoxicated using the vodka tampons without having alcohol on their breath...The trend arose among teens in the United States, where it is known as “slimming.” But it has reportedly caught on in Scandinavia and other places where alcohol is difficult for young people to acquire.  Some Facebook groups are even devoted to exchanging tips on the topic, complete with how-to videos and instructions. 

Frigen girls, they got it made in the shade.  Spare me the crap about pregnancy, periods, and hair straighteners.  Apparently there's one huge upside to being a broad, vodka soaked tampons.  

You can get loaded pretty much anywhere, any time that you want and everyone will be none the wiser breath wise (aside from the Tipsy Tina Symptoms).  Rough day at work? Enjoy some Vag-Vodka during lunch.  Your child's school play in the evening? Teabag that Tampon in some 151, that'll get you through it.  Boring day of errands and shit to do? A nice shot to the twat should spice things up.

I'm just going to end it there, I've ran out of funny terms for vaginal alocholism.  Better to quit while you're ahead.