Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Another Attempt, Another Failed Robbery This Time In Lynn (vid inside)



It started out so promising, the guy just rolled in all nonchalantly and started in on his routine, perfect start. I don't know why I expected it to end any other way than it did, in abject failure. I've chronicled it many times before, but today's robbers just don't have it in them.


Dude, its a chic with an aluminum pole. Just take the thing from her and go on with your business.  No need to back up and runaway like a panzy.  You either want the cash or you don't, you can't half ass it in this game, its like the rappers always say, "there aint no such thang as half way crooks." CW is about 30 seconds away from hopping over his cube wall and marching down to the Gulf Station just to prove a point.


PS: If the fate Gods had any sense of humor they'd have given us a matchup between this store owner broad and the robber to attempted to stick up a convenience store with an entire birch tree.