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| Even the Snowmen are getting a bit agitated with all this snow |
20 more inches of snow! Who cares, they're allowing us to wear jeans today! Party!
Prime example of how dillusional corporate America's executives are. It's been snowing non stop for the past day. My office just experienced two system crashes in two nights, the result being that I've worked 23 hours through Tuesday. Do we get a notification that the office is closed for today? No. Free lunch? No. Extra vacation day? No. Gift card for the effort? No. We get to wear MOTHERFUCKING JEANS.
Hey thanks corporate, because I was really going to sludge into work in two feet of snow in a pair of pleated fucking slacks. Jackasses. How about at least an e-mail telling everyone to work from home and get the bare minimum done until the 7 signs of the apocalypse pass.
Yes, I'm irritable and angry as shit. I've got clients in Texas that closed up shop because they got a couple inches yesterday. Offices in Charlotte shut down for 3 days last time they got 10 inches of snow. We're averaging 10 inches of snow during our lunch break these days. Cut the shit Southern States of America. If we have to be miserable up here then so do you. I'm tired of picking up the slack every time you slackjawed yokels decide you're too frigen lazy to pick up a shovel. Give me a frigen day off.
Yes, I'm starting to lose it. God forbid the system crashes tonight. CW will go viral the old fashioned way, via the 6 PM evening news.
