Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Guy Gropes Chic While Fleeing Police for Assaulting His Mother

A Jersey City felon being sought for allegedly punching is mother and sister in their faces was being chased by police when he stopped to grope a 24-year-old woman and the cops had to pull him off the victim to arrest him, officials said. Sutton's 54-year-old mother told police they were sitting in their home when he grabbed the phone and broke it, reports said, adding that when she confronted him he punched her in the face and she fell to the ground. Sutton's sister saw their mother on the kitchen floor and asked him what happened but his only response was to punch her in the face too before running away, reports said...Police spotted Sutton sitting on a porch on Duncan Avenue but when they approached him he ran away yelling "Get the (blank) away from me," reports said. As police chased him, Sutton "continued to scream and ran toward pedestrians," reports said. Finally, he grabbed the girl by the neck and they fell to the ground where he was "performing sexual acts on top of the victim," groping her and trying to kiss her, reports said. When police pulled Sutton off of the woman he began punching the officers who took him into custody after a scuffle, reports said.

How hot was that 24 year old chic? Girl must have rivaled Helen of Troy.  I mean this guy just went from full on rage to sexual arousal in a split second.  One second he's lambing it from the cops, yelling in tongues after putting his mom and sister in their places. The next second he's Rico Suave laying down timeless moves right there on the side of the street. 

And for the record, the only thing this guy is guilty of is sexual assault.  As far as I'm concerned his mom and sister had it coming. Dude just broke his phone, I'm sure he was pissed enough about having to go out and buy a new $500 phone off contract, nevermind the fact that he still lives at home with his mom and sister, reminding him of just how miserable his life has turned out.  And the officers should have known you never pull a guy out mid grope, I thought everyone knew that, kinda like how you're not supposed to wake someone that's sleep walking.