Do You Blow Your Nose or Sniff?

Suck it up guy

A debate has been raging in my house hold for a while now, over a question as old as time.  Do you blow your nose, or sniff everything in?

I'm firmly in the sniffer category. I probably blow my nose 2.5-3 times per year, and only on those truly stuffed up occasions where sniffing just isn't getting the job done.  And before everyone gets all self-righteous on me about "oh it's so gross, blah,blah,blah" just know that I find you blowing your nose just as disgusting.

At least I have the common courtesy to keep whats mine, mine.  Not like every other Tom, Dick and Sally just blowing expectorate and snot wherever they please.  And don't give me any crap about using tissues.  Do you honestly think that razor thin slice of paper is keeping us safe from all your germs? And I'm not talking about people at home alone, or in the bathroom, I'm talking about the rest of you who just blow it wherever you please. 

If you're blowing your nose in your cube I have a question for you, where do you wash your hands? Or how about out in a mall, a store, a bar? I don't see ya'll running to wash off the translucent booger matter that is without a doubt now trapped on your hands.

And that doesn't even tough upon the freaks carrying around hankerchiefs. Yea you're the picture of health and manners shoving wadded up napkins of boggers into your pocket.  Gross bro, gross.

So go ahead and judge me, just know that my snot has never led to any spreading of bird, swine, or any other mammal based flu.