Spongebob Definitely Having a Good Valentines Day - Pimp's in all walks of life I guess.
5 Amazing Things Invented by Donald Duck - These frigen ducks have had the jump on all of us for years. Just pure renaissance fowls.
Biggest Internet Traffic Scammer Out There Is...? - Nope, it's not a porn site, which is hard to believe on its own. Even harder to believe? It's retail giant JC Penney. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to run over to the mall and see if I can convince the day shift floor manager to throw some traffic my way.
Top 5 Worst Game Endings on NES - I know it's not on NES but how can any video game top the original Simpsons arcade game for worst ending. I've never been so dissapointed in my life, wasting a couple hours of my life at the roller rink, feet killing because I've been rocking a video game in my roller blades the entire time. Total let down.
Dog Destroys Annoying Girl on Sled - This one's to my brother. Same shit happened when we were kids, two weeks later we had to give the dog away. I've never been sure how that was fair, kid got his nose bitten when he was like 3 years old, cant even remember it. Mean while I'm scarred for life because my dog got taken away. Yes I hold grudges.
