FORT PIERCE, Fla. — An elderly Fort Pierce man's run-in with an apparently unkillable cow on New Year's Day sent him to the hospital in critical condition. The cow, which had already been shot at least once by Wilcox with a .22 caliber pistol, wasn't going down without a fight. To get it off her husband, Wilcox's wife began ramming it repeatedly with her truck. When that didn't work, she opened fire with the pistol that Wilcox had dropped in the encounter. The crossbred cow, which sported 12 to 18-inch horns, was shot several times in the face, according to a police report. It was finally contained in the pasture. "(Wilcox’s wife) stated that the cow has always been nasty and had attacked her about a week ago causing bruises," the report states.
Mother of God, this thing is like the Incredible Hulk of Cows, shooting it in the face only angers it. So when they say it was contained in the pasture I assume that means the beast is still living?
I'm seriously scared of whats been going on in nature the past few days. First there were the 1000's of birds randomly falling from the sky in Arkansas, followed by 1000's of fish washing up dead the next day, also in Ark. Now there's a story of birds falling from the sky in Louisiana (and some guy claiming its not that unusual, yea it is buddy, unless your last names are Mulder or Fox and you work on the X-Files).
And now we're dealing with some kind of mythical cow beast with gigantic horns that withstands gunshots to the face and rams with a truck? I don't know about you but I won't be taking any trips to the rural countryside anytime soon until all this shit blows over. Its dangerous enough dealing with people, I don't need to be worrying about wild gangs of bovine attacking me, trying to milk me to make up for years of oppression and domestic farming, all set with that.
