Taco Bells Beef Isn't Real Beef!? Shocking?

"Taco Bell, all the intestinal diseases, without actually flying to Mexico"

OC Weekly - "Taco Bell's advertisements that it sells 'beef' menu items containing 'seasoned ground beef,' is unsubstantiated, false and misleading. The Products, unbeknownst to consumers, are comprised substantially of meat filling and are mislabeled. Taco Bell's 'seasoned beef' actually contains, among other ingredients, water, 'Isolated Oat Product,' wheat oats, soy lecithin, maltodrextrin, anti-dusting agent, autolyzed yeast extract, modified corn starch and sodium phosphate, as well as beef and seasonings."

No offense or anything, but if you're gross enough to eat Taco Bell then I think you just have to shut up and take whatever they decide to stick in that .99 burrito.  You've already committed yourself to an afternoon spent in your company's bathroom with a vile case of the shits, I'm pretty sure realizing what they just fed you wasn't real meat is the least of  your problems.

People can't honestly believe they sell real meat at those prices right?  Didn't anyone wonder how they could afford to give you like 3 soft shell tacos, a coke and a side of twists for about $1.39?  A can of cat food costs more than anything on their value menu.  Keep that in mind next time you're rolling through the drive-thru.  Some Crazy old lady's cat is eating a better grade of meat than you are today.