The Smoking Gun - Meet Tihomir Petrov. The California college professor is facing a pair of misdemeanor counts for allegedly urinating on the office door of a Cal State Northridge colleague with whom he was feuding. The alleged urination occurred on December 3, according to a Los Angeles Superior Court complaint (excerpted here) filed against the 43-year-old math professor. A hidden camera reportedly captured Petrov relieving himself on the unidentified professor’s door in Santa Susana Hall.
This guy's got no one to blame but himself. If I had a dollar for every time I pee'd on someone's personal belongings because of a vendetta I wouldn't be wasting my time searching for potential advertisers for this blog, but you don't see me in legal trouble. It's a simple scotch free crime when carried out properly.
This guy's troubles stem from carrying out his act in the hallway of a public building. This is wrong on so many levels. First, its a public hallway, if some student walks by while you're doing this you're looking at indecent exposure and being forced to register as sex offender, this would seriously hamper your game as the cool professor who parties with students and hooks up with unsuspecting drunk co-eds. Second, everyone knows public hallways tend to be monitored, its common sense. And thirdly, what good does that even do? Oh I'll show him, pee on his door and have it drip down to the carpet. All you're doing is punishing the cleaning crew bro, you gotta think.
All three of those issues could have been handled by simply stepping inside the door, now you're in a private office, away from students and security cameras. Better yet you have a chance to piss on items your enemy is actually going to use. Personal items, chairs, keyboards, you name it, all better than a public door.
