Dishes In the Work Kitchen - I'm not talking about the occasional mug or bowl or anything pedestrian here. I'm looking at you, lady washing out an entire sinks worth of dirty dishes and tupperware. What the hell did you do for lunch, feed your entire team? Or did you bring in your families dishes from home to save on hot water costs? Either way, you see me standing here with my cheesy hands and an empty bag of cheetos, think you could move out of the way for two seconds so I can wash up and get back to work? Not like I have all day to stand here and watch you carry out your domestic duties. If you wanted to do dishes so frigen badly why not just tell hubby you want to be a stay at home mom?
People Who Say "I'm Well" - Well laty-frigen-dah. I don't care if its the proper way to say it, we're American, this isn't Jolly Olde England. We say I'm good here. I immediately take back being polite and asking how you're doing if you respond to me with "I'm Well." Learn some manners, stop being so smug.
The Cast of The Bachelor - No, I don't watch the bachelor, and neither should you. But if your gf/wife does and you happen to catch some of what is going on in the background you'll know what I'm talking about. What is with these crazy ass broads? Where does ABC find them? "I'm now ready to commit myself to true love." Please, then what are you doing all dolled up on national television you money grubbing whore. Normal people don't find their "true love" by sharing a guy with 30 other woman, acting like a floozy, and dressing like a high class escort. Give me a break. The only difference between these girls and a groupy waiting outside a celebrity packed night club is that the groupie doesn't have to see the 25 other girls the dude has hooked up with in the past week. Have some self respect.
Everything About Paula Abdul - Hopefully most of you are just nodding at this one, I'm not sure that an explanation is necessary but just in case...I'm completely befuddled how a woman so unstable, so seemingly drugged up or drunk at all times, was able to convince a national network to give her a starring role in a prime time television show after basically being forced off her last show due to her maniacal behavior. I guess I underestimated America's desire to watch a train wreck in person. Is that the lesson here? Should CW be wandering the streets in some sort of crazy person get up (robe and boxers I guess) drunkly spouting off rants or conspiracy theories?...well actually yes, they'd probably call me Ted Williams and give me national advertising offers on the spot...only in America.
