OCALA, Fla. — An Ocala man says he is staying with his girlfriend even after she was arrested for pouring gasoline on his genitals and setting him on fire. Forty-two-year-old Andrew Williams suffered serious burns and was taken to Shands Hospital in Gainesville last week after police say his 29-year-old girlfriend, Victoria Bynes, set him on fire. Witnesses called police after seeing the couple arguing, and then Bynes pouring gas on her boyfriend and lighting him on fire. Williams told reporters that the whole incident was a big misunderstanding. Bynes told detectives that she saw her boyfriend drop to the ground and roll to put out the flames. She says she left the scene because she thought he wasn't injured. Family members say they are worried about the couple's relationship. It is not known if the couple will seek counseling or take a fire safety class.
I don't see what their families are all alarmed about. Everyone acting like this never happens to them. You've never been hanging out with your girlfriend or wife and decided to spice it up with a little scorched junk? Like they aren't at home messing around, flirting with third degree burns and the scents of melted pubic hair. Please, everyone does it.
By the way, googling crotch fire for pictures leads to a comical amount of Lindsay Lohan pics.
