Monday, January 10, 2011

Chilean Miners Heading Back to the Mine - The Dream Is Over

Some of the 33 miners who spent a record 69 days trapped underground in Chile say they have no choice but to go back to the pits. The miners became global media stars after they survived more than two months in a tunnel, 622m below the surface at a copper mine in Chile's northern Atacama desert. Some say they want to change jobs and are thinking of becoming fruit sellers or motivational speakers, while others admit they will have to return to work as miners. Four of the miners, Reygadas, Segovia, Edison Pena and Carlos Bugueno recently lost their disability pay for failing to undergo medical checks due to constant trips abroad as they enjoyed their newfound fame.


The Chilean miners are about to get their comeuppance for the little hoax they pulled on the entire world.  Just like the 7 Dwarves found out, the fairy tale lifestyle can't last forever, sooner or later you're going to end up back in the mines. 

It took a while but the world finally caught on to the whole scheme.  Collecting disability while you're off touring the world, wearing sunglasses at night like celebrities, crooning on late night shows, pretending not to speak English, and running marathons.  Those aren't things disabled people do guys.

I'm just thankful these phonies aren't from the United States.  You get trapped in a mine and survive here and you'll collect disability for life, doesn't matter if the whole thing was one big trick.  Not in Chile, they play for keeps.  Two and a half months trapped in a mine = 2 and a half months of disability pay.  Now get back to work, and leave my late night TV programming alone.