Friday, January 7, 2011

Alt-Tabs



Tiger Kills Chinese Bus Driver - A rare Siberian tiger attacked and killed a tour bus driver in northern China while the man's horrified passengers watched, Chinese media reported. The tiger pounced on driver Jin Shijun and dragged him into the forest after he got out to check on his bus, which was stuck in the snow at the world's largest Siberian tiger breeding base in the northern province of Heilongjiang, the official Xinhua News Agency said.

Ahh, suddenly the Fung Wha death trap buses between Boston and NY make a little more sense.  I always wondered how all those people could pile on day in and day out for that harrowing journey but I get it now.  Break downs, roll overs, and the occasional collision seem relatively safe when you're used to seeing your driver get eaten for a post-coitous snack by a couple tigers in heat .


Myspace Faces Downsizing -News Corp.'s struggling social network MySpace is bracing for a “dramatic” downsizing that could slash up to half of its workforce. MySpace has been slammed by the surging popularity of Facebook, the social-networking leader. Its November unique visitors of 54.5 million was dwarfed by Facebook’s 151.7 million unique visitors.


Do you think Tom (myspace founder) ever sits up at night plotting revenge against Mark Zuckerberg.  If/When Myspace officially goes under Mark better watch his cornhole, I'm sure there are one or two registered sex offenders in his neighborhood who are just hardcore devoted Myspace fans, and they're going to be pissed about losing their biggest breeding ground.


Kid Eats Sheriffs Cruiser Seat -  Perhaps 18-year-old Jesse Ray Stewart got the wrong message with Crime Dog McGruff's national "Take a Bite Out of Crime" campaign. While a Pasco County Sheriff's Office deputy was taking Stewart to the Land O' Lakes Jail on Sunday after he was arrested on a burglary charge, Stewart took a bite -- actually several -- out of the patrol car's seat, sheriff's officials say.


The schnozberries taste like schnozberries.  Hey kid, way to play it cool, there is no way they know you've been taking pychedelics.


New York Still Bitching About the Snow Storm -  Another storm is taking aim at New York City, where Mayor Michael Bloomberg is still under fire for slow cleanup of a stubborn winter blast that kept streets clogged for days and delayed trash pickups, causing uncollected garbage to pile up for more than a week.


Frigen New York, still bitching about that snow storm?  It was like two weeks ago, get over it.  Greatest city in the world my ass. Couldn't even handle the first snow storm of the year without the whole city turning into the Staten Island Dump? This is legit embarrasing, even a mild tard like Menino can figure out how to hire plow drivers, how can't a multi-billionaire like Bloomberg get this straighened out?