(NewsCore) - Four days after Georgia Bloomberg, the daughter of New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg, took a terrifying spill from a horse that left her with a concussion and a fractured vertebra, the billionairess's boyfriend dumped her, the New York Post reported Sunday.
Olympic speed-skating gold-medalist Joey Cheek, who graced the cover of a Wheaties box, fell for Hizzoner's youngest daughter at a Fashion's Night Out event in September.
Dude, you're a male ice skater, it doesn't even matter that you were in the Olympics, I'm pretty sure I make more money than you do. Disney on Ice can't pay that well. Shes a frigen billionaire's daughter! This guy had it, the rare chance to be a gold digging man. You stick with this chic while she rehabs from a spinal injury and she'd basically have to marry you with out a prenup. You could have been swimming in a pool of gold coins ala Scrooge within one year. But nope, Joey Cheek is an idiot.
So not only did you give up presumably your only chance not to end up serving coffee at Starbucks once this whole skating fantasy flames out, you've also ostracized yourself from the female community. There's not a female in the country that is going to get within 15 feet of you after you left this innocent, defenseless girl all on her own when she needed you most. If she can't keep you around during the hard times with her billion dollar checkbook what chance would any average girl have? Its gonna be a long lonly life Joey, a long lonely life.
