"Who You Finna Try" Lady Got Off Easy

I'm not one to condone hitting a woman, but this bitch had a lot more coming than a simple antiquing.  Its people like this that really illustrate the need for some sort of exemption rule for domestic violence laws.  If I were on the jury I'd have found this guy innocent of anything short of something involving him burying her in his backyard.

Should be some kinda statute for size restrictions too, for that matter.  That woman looked like she had an easy 100 lbs on me.  That's gotta be on next years ballot.  If an annoying as fuck woman outweighs you by 50+ pounds you have every right to treat her like you would any other obnoxious man.