God damnit Tom, couldn't you just be cool? Yea you're an MVP, super bowl winning qb, with a super model wife, but shit, you're queer as hell these days.
Is it wrong of me to say that? I've held back for quite some time now, the Stetson modeling, all the GQ appearances, that dicked up photo shoot he did with sheep or goat thing, this whole Justin Bieber hair thing, Giselle just shitting all over your manhood whenever I open the Boston Herald. Most of that I could laugh off and pretend it was his James Bond-ish suave side. But I have to draw the line somewhere and lash out and this is it. The only men (hardly) I've seen wearing uggs were eating brunch together at a cafe during my time in the North End.
Sure he's still at the top of his game and I still believe he's the guy you want with 2 minutes remaining in a game. At the same time is it so wrong for me to want to root for a QB who's comfortable in his wranglers (and apparently too comfortable in his Crocs), or wears the pants in his relationships (and puts his women in their place once in a while), or has bad ass pets more fitting of a QB (and punishes them when they disappoint him, instead of coddling)?
