Thursday, December 9, 2010

Pizza Hut Calls Woman A Bitch, A Spades a Spade



She can cut the shit with the whole playing innocent routine, there is no way she just called up and made a simple complaint.  I've complained to various food chains before and it takes a lot for them to credit you free stuff, being called a bitch is just collateral damage.  And the thing is, the 16 year old working the phone and register probably just wrote that so they made sure the order was correct this time. Its not his fault he was too dumb to realize his message gets printed on the receipt.  Kid doesn't even have his GED yet, give him a break.  

And most people drop it there, maybe call in one more complaint and never order again.  What did she do? She invited the news station over to publicize the whole thing.  You know who would do that? A bitch.  You know who would express fears of taunts and retaliations from Pizza deliverymen and minimum wage cashiers? A bitch.  You know who would dramatically play up this whole event into some kind of anti-motherhood/starving children story (You seriously went there? Did you scavenge for the ingredients yourself? No, you picked up the phone and dialed 10 numbers.  Time to dial back the hyperbole) That's right, a bitch.  Looks like the verdict is in.

PS: The news reporter could hardly contain his excitement huh? Take it easy buddy, not need to let your emotions get out of control.