Guy Holds Up Store with Iphone - An accused would-be restaurant robber had a change of heart Wednesday, after cooks at the establishment grabbed knives to defend themselves. Police said Jerome Taylor, 20, wore a mask as he entered the Northern Indian restaurant on State Street Wednesday afternoon. He pulled what the cooks thought was a gun and demanded money, according to police. But the cooks grabbed knives and said they weren't handing anything over. At that point, Taylor became apologetic and told the cooks he was only kidding and that he needed money for his child, police said. Taylor was gone by the time police arrived, but they caught up with him a short time later. Officers said Taylor confessed to the crime, but told them he didn't have a gun, but used an iPhone.
What gives Steve Jobs? Where's the app for that? Shits not this guys fault. If you tell us there's an app for everything there better damn well be an app for everything, otherwise you're going to run into this kind of situation. Just another case of a fairly standard application missing from the Iphone.
This guy should be living it up down in the West Caymans with the $175 he should have made off with, just I-chatting away while sipping a Pina Colada. Instead he's locked up in Sing-Sing making collect calls from a pay phone, wondering why he ever trusted Jobs and his Apple Marketing Machine. Damn.
