So I was on a pub crawl this past weekend, and once again (like every pub crawl I've been on or witnessed) there were morons at every other bar who would see the streams of people pouring into bars mid-day, all dressed in similar fashion and have the audacity to ask "whats going on?" or my favorite "am I missing something?".
Yea you're missing something, common sense. Yea, me and 700 or so of my closest friends (its a very large and long running pub crawl) all coincidentally wore the same ugly yellow shirt and brought pirate themed accessories out to the bar today. Oh and that guy over there leading us around looking like Captain Hook? Well he's just a really big fan of his favorite college football team. Ass bag. Use your head. If there is one thing I just cannot stand it's peoples blatant displays of ignorance. I just can't fathom why anyone would publicly advertise their general lack of intelligence to a total stranger in such completely obvious situations.
