Thursday, November 11, 2010

Dude Gets His Ass Beat By Female; Promtly Alerts Media With Video



There's a lot of shit going on here, but first and foremost this guy just got his ass straight beat.  This was no bitch slap and then retreat, this woman brought the ruckus, just came right at him throwing punches and straight leg kicks like she was a character in the old Street Fighter arcade game.  Moving on, a few questions at play now that the video is out. 

First, and most obvious, why on earth would he draw attention to the fact that he couldn't defend himself against a women?  This wasn't even a close fight, I was actually rooting for him to get a shot in just so it would be fair, didn't even matter that it was a woman.  I'm not one to condone a man beating a women but this clearly was not your typical situation.  Hey guy, put down your precious I-phone roll up the sleeves on your mock turtleneck (yea you can't tell what he's wearing in the video, but lets be honest, he looks like the kinda guy that would wear mock turtle neck ensembles...and he would call them ensembles, are you catching my drift?), and do some work.  Wrap this bitch up in a bear hug or something. You're embarrassing yourself. 

Secondly, and this is the big one, what do you think he said?  Had to be racial right? Like a standard Bitch or C-word wouldn't have got this kinda response, would it?  Stuart Wilkerson can cut the shit that he was just trying to take a picture of her (of course his name is Stuart, it all makes sense now, the odds of your child loving the ballet and art galleries increase at least 300% when you name them Stuart).  I've had my fair share of run-ins with MBTA workers, I've called them plenty of names and been belligerent on numerous occasions.  They put up with a lot of shit, he had to have said something really outrageous.  

Finally, isn't it just a general rule of thumb that if you ask for directions from an MBTA worker they'll lie to you?  There are wall sized maps every 15 feet at these train stations, gigantic signs that state in-bound or out-bound, and announcements in Spanish and English alerting you to train arrivals.  I have no pity on you if the workers play a practical joke and send you in the wrong direction, at that point you're just asking for it.