Cold season is upon us, and the constant advice you will hear from doctors and friends it to keep washing your hands. Everyone claims they do, but do they really? A recent study found that although most people claim to wash their hands after dirty activities, when you observe them in person, the story (especially for men) is a little different.
Look, we all know men wash their hands less than women, its a given. We're a disgusting group of people, we didn't need a scientific study to realize that. Just last night I used my t-shirt as a face cloth and my pant legs as napkins, I readily admit that we're slobs. Yes, those of us who choose not to wash their hands (myself not included in this group) are gross, but I don't take issue with these people. Would I shake their hands? Hell no. But at least they're honest about being hygenically-retarded.
My issue is with the people in the bathroom that run their hands under the water for 1.3 miliseconds just for show so they can claim to be clean. These guys are the truly scary fucks of society. What kind of mental state do you have to be in where you go around spreading your filth all the while justifying it in your own mind because you splashed some water on yourself? Just a sick, sick thought process.
Someone needs to start a public forum to out these unstable individuals, similar to the sex offender registry, before we're all victimized with piss and poo-particle covered hands. It's time to take a stand.
