Monday, October 25, 2010
Foxnews.com: Horny Hypocrites
Not the kind of banner you'd expect on the front page of a website that countless far-right conservatives call home, is it? But there it is, every single day. I've been meaning to point it out for a few days now. Its not always the same pics or stories but its always tittilating. What gives Fox?
I thought Fox News were the keepers of middle American conservative values peppered with the not so occasional spiteful remarks towards liberals, minorities, and gays. I certainly didn't think they were purveyors of provocative teens sucking on lolly-pops with come hither looks, Tiger's Whore of the Week Features, or 4-inch Brett Favres embarrasing booty call rejection. Slam them for their moral infidelities, but don't forget to use their salcious stories to your benefit ,weeks and months after the stories left the news.
Looks like I'm going to have to change my opinion of them though, maybe they're not that out of touch (aside from Bill O'reilly, in fact most of my snide remarks about Fox stem from the fact that they employ such a hateful, degenerative and simply evil human being. CNN has their annoying liberal slant but at least they don't employ anyone who's propogandist views could be construed as actually dangerous to society).
And if this is some ploy to reach a new and younger audience then consider it a success, but why stop there? How about a weekly column from a uniquely open-minded, yet cynical young blogger? No? Ok...worth a shot. I'm not really looking to work with smut distributors anyway.
Foxnews.com: Horny Hypocrites
2010-10-25T16:28:00-04:00
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