At least winter is honest though, you know what you're going to get. Fall is my least favorite season for many reasons, but mainly because its dishonest. The weather fluctuates from raw and wet to windy and freezing, random sunny warm days that remind you of summer just long enough to get your hopes up before they are dashed away by a freak snow storm. All the inconsistent weather inevitably leads to the first round of office colds that spready like the plague from cube to cube. These never clear up until the spring. Just when you're feeling healthy it creeps around the corner and spreads through your portion of the office again like the wave coming back around at a baseball game.
While some of you are quick to point out the beauty of the fall and the changing of the leaves, I counter that the leaves are just dying and you'll soon enough be raking and dropping the bagged leaves off at the dump. Apple Picking? Sure it was fun when I was a kid, and is probably still enjoyable if you have kids, but I prefer to do my apple picking at the grocery store now. Just made a trip last weekend, took pictures of me picking them out and everything just for nostalgias sake.
Outside of Thanksgiving and football season there are really no redeeming qualitites to this season, and thats why fall sucks.
