Animal Kingdom Strikes Back

Great Parenting here, encourage the girl to lure the gigantic Lion, lie to her and tell her the lion likes her and wants to kiss her after he tried to end her life and then teach your kids to be voyeurs while you record it taking a piss.  Don't be too surprised the first time you find out your daughter is into golden showers later in life. Either that or she becomes one of those deranged wilderness people who live with Tigers and Lions for fun (or because they're insane from childhood experiences such as this).

Huge week for the animals though, Lions scaring the shit out of little girls, Flying barracudas wreaking havoc on tourists who dare cross their territory, and Marlins just showing no mercy on their would be captors.  Got to hand it to the animals, they've made our quest for global supremacy a lot more challenge in recent times, refreshing to see them going down fighting.