Monday, September 10, 2012

Canada Offering Pole Dancing Classes for Kids Ages 5 and Up



Fox News - A Canadian dance studio is offering pole dancing classes for children as young as 5 years old, CTV News reports. Twisted Grip Dance & Fitness, in Duncan, British Columbia, has in its lineup a pole dancing class it calls “Little Spinners,” geared toward boys and girls of all ages, owner Kristy Craig tells CTV. Craig said she introduced the class because existing clients wanted it, and so far three girls and one boy have registered for classes, which start on Sept. 22. Her youngest student is 5 years old, the oldest is about 12 years old. Craig says there's nothing sexual about the class, but the front page of the studio's website shows sexy, sparkly high-heeled shoes for sale for performers, MyFoxDFW.com reports..."It's pure fitness and strength and fun," Craig told the CBC. "I mean kids love climbing trees. They will climb anything."

That last line is by far my favorite. "kids love climbing treas. They will climb anything." Exactly, trees, stripper poles, a strangers dick for tip money...

And look, my blame is not with Kristy Craig, she's a savvy business women who's personal interest also includes children strippers, she found a loophole and is exploiting it.

My issue is with the parents...Are you people outside your fucking minds? Signing kids up for pole dancing classes? I get that college isn't for everyone and that some kids are better off learning a trade they can fall back on when they're older, but I think generally this applies to HVAC specialists and plumbers...Not sex workers selling their bodies who've been perfecting the art of snatching up your dollar bills with their crotch since they were in the 5th grade...

How I Know It's Officially Football Season


That's how. Girls posting pictures of and status updates about the food they made for NFL Sunday, followed by a generic GO TEAM (With team being replaced by whatever team their husband/boyfriend/guy they're hoping to get stuffed by on Sunday Funday). 

And I'm not even being cynical. It warms my heart. There was no clearer sign the NFL was back yesterday than when I woke up to a barrage of crock-pot recipes jamming up my timeline...and obviously pics of Patriots t-shirts highlighted with pink or sparklies.

Welcome back football, and thank you for all the new culinary ideas.