People Realize Subway Makes the Best Subs, Right?

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Let me say this loud and clear, I Love Subway. Love it. And I don't care what anyone thinks about that.  Like we're having a team lunch at work today and I suggested we order a platter of subs from Subway and people looked at me like I had 3 heads...Like it was unheard of to mow down on delicious, fresh, handcrafted subs at team meeting. God forbid we go away from the old standby of Pizza...Yea, hey guys lets all throw down 3 slices of pie and feel bloated and gassy in a conference room together. Sounds like a fucking blast.

No, I want my Subway. Like, I've told people where I'm going before and asked if they wanted anything and been looked at like I'm homeless, or maybe that I'm secretly Jared, post weightloss. Well jokes on them when I get back to my desk and am pounding that beautiful delight above.  Everyone's like "hey I thought you were going to subway," and I'm like, "Boom, Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki...Jealous Much." 

PS: I'd never give away my sandwich...NEVER.

Occupy Boston Building 30 FT Tall "Teepee Greenhouse Temple of Democracy"

Good start.

The Phoenix - "They never told me I couldn't build a 30-foot teepee greenhouse temple of democracy," says Sage Radachowsky. Instead of toting signs, Sage is figuring out how the camp is going to make it through the winter. Since I wrote about Sage's tiny house on wheels, he's been contacted my numerous media outlets -- one of which, he says, gave him money to build weather-proof tents and tent alternatives on Dewey Square. "They’re giving me $1,000 to build teepees and stuff,” he says, while explaining his vision for a giant teepee/greenhouse, with a backbone created from three inflatable plastic tubes filled with expanding foam. He envisions the 30-foot teepee towering over the city. “They’ll see we’re good people. They’ll start liking us,” he says, imagining the teepee attracting attention of the public at large. “We’ll be a mascot for the city.”

Hey, great idea, finally someone with some sense, I mean Teepees are great for the winter, just ask an Indian...Oh wait, there are none.  Partially because living outside in a teepee in the middle of the winter is a cool way to freeze to death (but largely because of smallpox brought on by Europeans). 

You know where you wouldn't have to worry about suffering through the elements? In some run down office space or hall...and I'd wager that you wouldn't need more than $1000 a month or so for a big open hall, tell everyone to bring their tents and sleeping bags, knock yourselves out, tell ghost stories and say bloody mary 3x in the mirror in the bathroom, it'd be fantastic.

Or pay this guy $1,000 per tent and sleep outside in the cold and snow, your choice. 

PS: Maybe I just need to see the final product, but that looks more like one of those crazy inflatable waving arms guy than part of a teepee.

What Should I Bring to Thanksgiving? Via Flow Chart

Well now I'm even more confused. I mean I'm not so much of an irresponsible adult that I'm gonna bring a flask of alcohol, that seems like the dickhead move, but I'm also not bringing weirdo shit like corn syrup laden pecan pie or artisinal cider, I mean lets be real. It's not like I'm walking around in regular life wearing mock turtlenecks, I wouldn't even know where to go to get artisinal cider or that super queer sounding pie thing to begin with. You want me to bring some kinda desert thing, that's fine, just know it's going to be Entenmann's...They got a case at the end of the supermarket aisle.

No, I'll probably go with whatever delicious dessert my girlfriend bakes up and tell everyone that my mere presence should be enough for them...which is the same move I've pulled ever since I was a child and only had to worry about strapping on the old feedbag...Simpler times.