Monday, April 2, 2012

Miami Heat Lose Yet Another Prime Time Matchup, Media Yet Again Makes Excuses for Them

Real question, is Stephen A that delusional? Or in Stephen A-bonics "IS STEphen A THat DELusionAL? 

And I'm not complaining from a Boston perspective, I'm glad he gave the team it's props. They're now leading their division and have the second best record in basketball since the All-Star break. They're still old as hell and a fairly flawed team with some real weaknesses, but if anything this proves they've got a punchers chance in the playoffs. You know they'll go down swinging, and if they catch a team, like say, the Heat, by surprise, they could knock 'em out. 

Which is why I think Stephen A, and all the media types who keep defending Miami for these show down losses need a bit of a dose of reality. In the past month they've played the Lakers, the Pacers, Orlando, Chicago, Oklahoma and now Boston, a combined 8 times...They're 2-6. TWO AND SIX! And no one says anything about it, just "oh, the game meant more to the opposing team than it did the Heat."

BULLSHIT.  This is a team that comes into every big matchup with a media circus, wondering how they'll respond. They've stepped up twice. Once in overtime against the Pacers at home, and once at home against Orlando...Hell, that loss to Chicago was while Rose was out...The talent disparity is already huge between Chicago and Miami, but take away Rose? That should be like playing just another middling eastern conference team for Miami, but they couldn't do it. 

Once or twice is excusable, but not showing up 6x in a month, that's a pattern. Four of those losses were by double digits, by an average of 15 points per game...That's not exactly paining a picture of an elite team putting up a fight on a night by night basis. 

And the argument that it doesn't mean anything, that they're just treading water, doesn't really hold weight either. Coming into last month they were in contention for the 1 seed, now? It's all but gone. And trust me, in a seven game series against the Bulls, they want that home court advantage. Not to mention the fact that no other team in the league would get this much leeway...its a shortened season, every game counts more now than in any previous season. In the blink of an eye we're going to be into the playoffs, and they're going to be a team that went 10-7 in the last month when they should have been rounding into form for the playoffs, including 6 losses to playoff caliber teams (one to the Jazz for good measure). 

So yes, Stephen A, these games do mean something, and should mean something to Miami. What you're seeing is a team that gets down and quits. A team with no fight once another team imposes their will on them. A team of quitters who very much look like they're being led by a guy who's never been able to overcome adversity in his career. They're front runners who can't handle playing from behind, and that's a huge problem come playoff time.

But great analysis Stevie.

So, I Didn't Win the Lottery, Back To Work

Who do ya gotta blow around here to win the lottery? Oh, wait.
Fox News - Mega Millions mania has plunged a Maryland McDonald’s into a bubbling cauldron of controversy hotter than a deep-fried apple pie. Workers at the fast-food joint who pooled their cash for tickets are furious at a colleague who claims she won with a ticket she bought for herself and has no intention of sharing. “We had a group plan, but I went and played by myself. [The ‘winning’ ticket] wasn’t on the group plan,” McDonald’s “winner’’ Mirlande Wilson 37, told The Post yesterday, insisting she alone bought one of the three tickets nationwide that will split a record $656 million payout. “I was in the group, but this was separate. The winning ticket was a separate ticket,” the single mother of seven said as she and her fiancĂ© left her home in the squalid Westport neighborhood to attend church. The Haitian immigrant refused to show what she said was the winning ticket, claiming she had it hidden in another location and would present it to lottery officials today.

First off, I feel like there should be some kind of national crisis hotline for people returning to work today, this has to be one of the most depressing walks back through the doors of your 9-5, ever. Yea, when I left on Friday I knew I probably wouldn't win, but in another sense, I totally figured I was going to win. Pre-emptively put in my 0 days notice pending my jackpot victory, blatantly told a few co-workers that I really hoped I'd win on my individual tickets instead of in our office pool, and actually went out and spent some of that money in advance because I figured day dreaming was for losers, if you want something to happen, you make it happen...So now I'm left trying to figure out the return policy for a secluded Carribean Island and trying to make sure the gold plated toilet I ordered hasn't gone into production as of yet.
You guys are idiots for not following me, look at this gold you're missing.

All that said, I'm not hating on this woman for holding out. As a rule of thumb I always play a couple of extra tickets outside my office pools, you'd be crazy not to, how else are you going to rub it into everyone if you have no chance of winning on your own?

What I don't get is this:

“I don’t know if I won. Some of the numbers were familiar. I recognized some of [them],’’ she said. “I don’t know why’’ people are saying differently. “I’m going to go to the lottery office [today]. I bought some tickets separately.”

Bitch, check the ticket then! The fuck do you mean you don't know if you won? You know what's worse than screwing your co-workers out of millions they may have rightfully won? Pretending to screw your co-workers out of millions they may have rightfully won. I sincerely hope, that along with that trip to the lottery office, you've got a couple of new interviews lined up...Because there is no way in fucking hell that you can step foot in that McDonalds ever again if it turns out you didn't win. 

You can't just saunter back in during breakfast hours and start slinging hashbrowns like everything's cool, "Hey - Remember that time I was going to screw you out of a Fortune? April Fools! But seriously, we're all good, right?" Umm, NO! They not good. This shit has Lifetime movie written all over it. A poor Haitian mom beaten by her co-workers who thing she's robbed them of millions, but in fact never won anything. I'd DVR it.