Long Weekend Starts Now

The long weekend for The Alt-Tab staff (myself) starts now.  I know that countlessly refreshing this page is all that gets you through the week sometimes but you'll have to do with out me for today.  

The CW is heading up to the Great Green North (VT), trees, syrup, mountains, moose, bears, simple living, and a presumed lack of electricity.  I know, I know. How will I fit in up there? I won't, they'll all make fun of my "city slicker" ways, I'd usually respond by making fun of their country bumpkin lifestyle but I'll be greatly outnumbered and therefore will just grin and "bear" it.  Safer to wait till I cross the border on the way back home, maybe even just blog about them from a far.

Xbox Prank

"OH HAHAHAHA, What did you think? We can't afford an Xbox, HAHAHAHA"  

Assholes, you just crushed your sons spirit what the hell are you laughing about.  Won't be laughing once that kid calls the Department of Social Services on your ass.  And how about the camera woman telling him to look into the camera and cry, WTF?  You people literally ruined Christmas. Everyone had to vacate the room he was so devastated. 

Worst part is you just know the parents have that Xbox in their room, playing Call of Duty late night together.  How else do you get the box?  Can't just go to the store and ask them to sell you the box.  I'd like to hope they had enough pride not to dumpster dive for a card board box they're planning to use to break their childs innocence, and anyone that just got an Xbox aint giving up the box.  You have to keep that shit for at least a year in case the red lights of death present themselves and it needs to be returned.  The Grinch's got nothing on this family of cold hearted pricks.