Making Popcorn Like A Boss (Vid)

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This guy just straight revolutionized the popcorn business with his Medieval Age popcorn machine.  I may be the biggest consumer of popping corn this side of an Indian reservation but I've never seen anyone cook an entire pot quicker.  Like what the hell just happened?  Magic? Sorcery?  Guy tapped his kettle twice opened up a wind chute and BOOM, popcorn in your face. 

You know what? I don't care if I can't understand how it works, I need this and I need it now.  The nightly time saved would offset any health or personal injury concerns associated with having controlled explosions going off in my kitchen.  I waste a solid 2:30-3:00 minutes a night standing by the microwave, nervously awaiting that instant when I open the bag and discover a perfectly cooked golden yellow bag or the immediate disappointment of realizing the bag is burnt.   That's 3 minutes more a night I could be blogging.